At ABC's Scandal 100th episode celebration Saturday, the heavyweight champion of screenwriting twists and turns wore a Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2017 shift dress printed with...is that angel hair? Linguini? (Those bundles are definitely not, as this writer first mistook them for, bushels of wheat, because they're missing the crucial frilly head bit. I would know-I looked up photos of wheat just to make sure.) View photos Photo credit: Getty More Yes, that is certainly some sort of coagulated flour-and-water product, tied with "Made in Italy" ribbons into serving sizes for "two," according to

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